IDAHO BASECAMP · SAT · JULY 25 · 2026

BABYBEASTGAMES

celebrating Baby Baker

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“THE MOST DRAMATIC BABY SHOWER IN HISTORY” — GRANDMA★“I CAME FOR THE GLIZZIES, I STAYED FOR THE GLORY” — ANONYMOUS COMPETITOR★“TEAMS WILL BE ASSIGNED. FRIENDSHIPS WILL BE TESTED.” — THE PRODUCERS★“5 STARS. WOULD BE SHOWERED AGAIN.” — BABY BAKER (UNBORN)★“COSTUMES HIGHLY ENCOURAGED” — THE RULES★
“THE MOST DRAMATIC BABY SHOWER IN HISTORY” — GRANDMA★“I CAME FOR THE GLIZZIES, I STAYED FOR THE GLORY” — ANONYMOUS COMPETITOR★“TEAMS WILL BE ASSIGNED. FRIENDSHIPS WILL BE TESTED.” — THE PRODUCERS★“5 STARS. WOULD BE SHOWERED AGAIN.” — BABY BAKER (UNBORN)★“COSTUMES HIGHLY ENCOURAGED” — THE RULES★

THE STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER

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BABY

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COMPETITORS

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GLIZZY DOGS

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DIAPER FUND*

*fund denominated in diapers, not dollars. Diapers gratefully accepted via the registry.

ONLY ONE TEAM TAKES THE GOLD

THE CHALLENGES

One relay. Five legs. Each competitor conquers a station — mental and physical, all baby & pregnancy themed — then hands off the watermelon baton. Legs declassified on game day.

THE WATERMELON RELAY

DIFFICULTY
  • ▸5 teams. 5 legs. 25 competitors. One colossal watermelon per team.
  • ▸The baton is the largest watermelon we could find — strapped into a baby carrier and handed off after every leg.
  • ▸Legs mix mental and physical tests, all baby & pregnancy themed. Judges watch every handoff. Fumbles earn time penalties.
  • ▸Fastest team to deliver their watermelon to the finish FULLY INTACT takes the gold. Drop the baby... melon, and face the consequences.

PRIZE  TEAM GOLD

LEG 01

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DIFFICULTY

PRIZE  REDACTED

LEG 02

CLASSIFIED
DIFFICULTY

PRIZE  REDACTED

LEG 03

CLASSIFIED
DIFFICULTY

PRIZE  REDACTED

LEG 04

CLASSIFIED
DIFFICULTY

PRIZE  REDACTED

LEG 05

CLASSIFIED
DIFFICULTY

PRIZE  REDACTED

KIDS DIVISION

DIFFICULTY
  • ▸Kid-friendly games running alongside the main event.
  • ▸All children are winners.
  • ▸(The adults are not.)

PRIZE  PURE JOY

ALLIANCES WILL BE FORGED

THE TEAMS

5 teams of 5, strategically drafted by The Producers — parents and rookies mixed to level the playing field.

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Only 25 competitors make the draft. Want to compete, judge a leg, or spectate? Declare your intentions in your RSVP notes so The Producers can build the rosters. There's kid-friendly games too.

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WHAT'S AT STAKE

THE PRIZES

1ST

THE GOLDEN DIAPER

Eternal glory. Bragging rights for a lifetime. Possibly a trophy.

2ND

SILVER PACIFIER

So close. The baby will hear about your almost-victory someday.

LAST

LIFETIME SUPPLY* OF WIPES

*One (1) travel pack. Terms and conditions apply.

GAME DAY PROTOCOL

THE SCHEDULE

  1. 1:00 PMCHECK-IN

    THE ARRIVAL

    Gates open. Claim your spot by the river. Size up the competition. Trust no one.

  2. 3:00 PMMAIN EVENT

    GAMES BEGIN — SHARP

    Teams deploy. The Baby Beast Relay commences. Pregnancy and parenting skills will be tested. Only one team takes the gold.

  3. 4:30 PMREFUEL

    THE FEAST

    The grill fires. Burgers and glizzy dogs sizzling, beer on tap until 6:00 PM. Champions eat first (not really).

  4. 5:30 PMFINALE

    CROWNING CEREMONY

    Festivities wrap between 5 and 6. Winners are immortalized. Losers are... also immortalized, unfortunately.

  5. SUNSETOPTIONAL

    CAMP MODE: UNLOCKED

    Claim a camp spot and stay the night. Fire, stars, and post-game analysis by the river.

  6. SUN 9:00 AMDAY 2

    SURVIVORS' BREAKFAST

    Bagels and coffee for those who made it. Departure at 11:00 AM.

THE ARENA

IDAHO BASECAMP

one of Kevin & Meredith's favorite places on earth

GETTING THERE

IDAHO BASECAMP, MACKAY, IDAHO. River, mountains, zero cell-signal excuses for missing your relay leg. Festivities wrap 5–6 PM; campers welcome to stay the night.

OPEN IN MAPS

SURVIVAL KIT

  • ✓A COSTUME (mandatory-ish)
  • ✓COMPETITIVE SPIRIT
  • ✓CAMP CHAIR
  • ✓SUNSCREEN + BUG SPRAY
  • ✓LAYERS FOR RIVER EVENING
  • ✓TENT + SLEEPING BAG (if camping)
  • ✓ZERO DOGS
NO DOGS

We love the fur babies — but they've been eliminated from this event. Please leave them home.

INTEL BRIEFING

QUESTIONS

WILL I BE ELIMINATED?+

Emotionally, yes. Physically, you'll be fine. Probably.

DO I HAVE TO COMPETE?+

Only 25 competitors make the draft — 5 teams of 5, strategically assembled by The Producers with a mix of parents and non-parents to level the field. Everyone else judges a leg of the course or heckles from a camp chair. Declare your preference in your RSVP notes.

WHAT DO I WEAR?+

COSTUMES ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. This is not a suggestion. This is the meta.

CAN I BRING MY DOG?+

The fur babies have been ELIMINATED from this event. We love them. Leave them home.

IS THERE FOOD?+

The grill fires at 4:30 — burgers, glizzy dogs, and beer on tap until 6.

CAN I STAY THE NIGHT?+

Yes — claim a camp spot after the games. Bagels and coffee at sunrise, departure at 11 AM.

WHERE DO MY PHOTOS & VIDEOS GO?+

The Media Vault. Upload everything you capture — it's instantly shared with all competitors and The Producers keep every moment forever.

WHAT ABOUT GIFTS?+

Want to spoil Baby Baker? Hit the registry — diapers are deeply appreciated. Bring gifts or ship direct.

PRESENTED BY THE PRODUCERS

KEVIN & MEREDITH

and the final boss: Baby Baker, arriving 2026

SPOIL BABY BAKERRSVP ON EVITE📸 MEDIA VAULT

Diapers on the registry are much appreciated. Bring gifts or ship direct to the Bakers.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!

BABY BEAST GAMES is a private, non-commercial parody for one very beloved baby. Not affiliated with MrBeast or Beast Games — but absolutely inspired by them. Questions? Call The Producers: (208) 720-6181